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December 14, 2011 @ 8:33pm: life is like a penis. simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely. then women make it hard.

16 agrees, 14 newsworthies.

February 15, 2011 @ 4:59pm: I was kind of bummed out when I looked at the course guide the other day.. all sorts of WGST classes about what women have done in the past. Then I looked for a class on what men had done and couldn't find one for a while. Fortunately, I realized those classes are just labeled under "History".

45 agrees, 6 disagrees, 42 newsworthies.

March 8, 2011 @ 12:46am: freshman girl hooks up with frat bros to get attention -> guy's heart gets broken -> guy gets jaded, gets realistic about the scene, joins a frat -> starts hooking up with girls without emotional attachment -> the original girl realizes she made mistakes but now it's too late so she reverts back -> the cycle continues...

8 agrees, 10 disagrees, three newsworthies.

March 8, 2011 @ 12:49am: lets try this again: freshman girl hooks up with any guy that is nice to her because she is young and naiive and excited to be in college --> gets emotionally attached --> heart gets broken by some guy that she thought actually liked her --> gets realistic about the scene, joins a sorority, stops hooking up with as many as guys, and talks shit about "those slutty freshmen girls!"

52 agrees, 1 disagree, 18 newsworthies.

June 8, 2011 @ 2:05am: would you send your daughter to dartmouth? a/d

4 agrees, 15 disagrees, 2 newsworthies.

December 25, 2011 @ 11:56pm: Dartmouth men, would you send your son to Dartmouth?

11 agrees, 1 disagree.