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December 14, 2011 @ 8:33pm: life is like a penis. simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely. then women make it hard.

16 agrees, 14 newsworthies.

February 15, 2011 @ 4:59pm: I was kind of bummed out when I looked at the course guide the other day.. all sorts of WGST classes about what women have done in the past. Then I looked for a class on what men had done and couldn't find one for a while. Fortunately, I realized those classes are just labeled under "History".

45 agrees, 6 disagrees, 42 newsworthies.

March 8, 2011 @ 12:46am: freshman girl hooks up with frat bros to get attention -> guy's heart gets broken -> guy gets jaded, gets realistic about the scene, joins a frat -> starts hooking up with girls without emotional attachment -> the original girl realizes she made mistakes but now it's too late so she reverts back -> the cycle continues...

8 agrees, 10 disagrees, three newsworthies.

March 8, 2011 @ 12:49am: lets try this again: freshman girl hooks up with any guy that is nice to her because she is young and naiive and excited to be in college --> gets emotionally attached --> heart gets broken by some guy that she thought actually liked her --> gets realistic about the scene, joins a sorority, stops hooking up with as many as guys, and talks shit about "those slutty freshmen girls!"

52 agrees, 1 disagree, 18 newsworthies.

June 8, 2011 @ 2:05am: would you send your daughter to dartmouth? a/d

4 agrees, 15 disagrees, 2 newsworthies.

December 25, 2011 @ 11:56pm: Dartmouth men, would you send your son to Dartmouth?

11 agrees, 1 disagree.

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Blonde in a low-cut, mustard-colored suit reading cue cards about the economy. Petition circulating to keep Ginsberg from speaking. Cut to commercial. Brunette in a low-cut dress lauding some bank. Luxury sedan. Beer. Don Juan Smith beat a toddler to death. Senator Bill Purcell of Scotland county wants to make salvia a Schedule I drug. Cut to video of kids on hallucinogen. Back to the economy- Dow Jones, NASDAQ, S&P 500, all down.
Sex. Torture. Sex. Avarice. Death. Drugs. More bad news.
Three minutes of News 14 Carolina.
Not exactly PG-13.

Pregnant woman and a toddler sleeping in front of the laundry mat. Dog on a chain. Teens necking down the alley, waiting for the bus. Hummer filling up at the Texaco. Dog strewn across the highway (blood guts lolling tongue crooked limbs and stench). Driver ahead of me flicks a butt out the window. Homeless man picking up cans.
Sex. Torture. Sex. Avarice. Death. Drugs. More bad news.
Three minutes driving down NC Highway 49.
Not exactly PG-13.

Condom wrapper. Razor blade. Motor running, seats down. Gucci, on the feet waist arm. Hunting fatigues. Cigarettes. (Smoke instead of breakfast.)
Sex. Torture. Sex. Avarice. Death. Drugs. More bad news.
Three minutes walking into school.
Not exactly PG-13.