Ashes, ashes, sheesh

You never know when some owl is going to fly into your car and run you off the road.

Humpty Dumpty felt very small.
Humpty Dumpty climbed up a wall.
None of his family, not one of his friends
got to tell Humpty they loved him again.

Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet
wishing her life away.
She grew very old
and then she got cold,
now she's utterly rotted away.